A man stumbles home late at night, clearly drunk.
“Where have you been?” his wife demands.
“At the Golden Bar,” he slurs. “They’ve got golden chairs, golden cups, golden beer… even a golden urinal!”
Skeptical, his wife calls the bar to check.
“Do you have golden chairs?” she asks.
“Sure do.”
“Golden cups?”
“Yep.”
“Golden beer?”
“Of course.”
“And a golden urinal?”
There’s a pause, then she hears someone shout, “Hey, we found the guy who peed in your saxophone!”
