A husband and wife are dining at an upscale restaurant when a breathtaking young woman approaches their table, plants a kiss on the husband’s cheek, and whispers, “See you later,” before walking off. The wife, furious, demands, “Who on earth was that?” The husband calmly replies, “That’s my mistress.” Shocked, the wife declares, “I want a divorce!”
The husband responds, “I understand. But keep in mind—no more Paris shopping sprees, no Caribbean getaways, no Lexus, and no country club privileges. It’s your choice.”
Just then, the wife spots their friend Jim walking in with a striking woman. “Who’s that with Jim?” she asks. “His mistress,” says the husband. The wife pauses, then smirks, “Ours is better looking.”
