He was feeling drowsy, so he handed 20 rupees to the man sitting across from him on the train, asking to be woken up when his station arrived.
The man happened to be a barber, and he figured that for 20 rupees, the Blonde should get a little extra service. So, while the Blonde dozed off, the barber quietly shaved off his beard. When the train reached the station, the barber woke him up as promised.
The Blonde returned home, went to wash his face, and let out a scream when he saw his reflection in the mirror.
His wife rushed over and asked, “What happened?”
He shouted, “That crook on the train took my 20 rupees and woke up the wrong person!”
