Every Sunday, Tommy went to church with his grandma. One day, she told him it was time for his first confession.
Nervous but curious, Tommy stepped into the booth and began listing his “sins”—stealing a pencil, saying a bad word, lying to his mom… and then things got creative. He admitted to tossing his sister’s Barbie out the window and smearing toothpaste on Grandpa’s dentures while he slept.
The priest tried not to laugh and gave him a light penance.
Afterward, Grandma asked how it went. Tommy beamed and said,
“Piece of cake, Grandma… but I don’t think that priest knows even half of what I’ve done!”
