“Tea time, Daddy!”

When Dad was left alone with his toddler daughter for a few weeks, he quickly learned how creative she could be—especially with her new obsession: tea parties. Every evening, while he watched TV, she’d toddle over with her tiny teacup and announce, “Tea time, Daddy!” He’d take a delicate sip of the invisible brew and praise her, “Mmm, delicious!” She’d beam with pride and hurry off to pour more.
When Mom finally came home, Dad couldn’t wait to show off their little ritual. As if on cue, the girl appeared with her tea set, handed him a cup, and watched eagerly as he took a sip. “Still the best tea ever,” he said with a grin.
Mom smiled sweetly, then asked, “That’s adorable—but have you ever wondered where she gets the water?”
He blinked. “Uh… no?”
“She can only reach one place on her own,” Mom said. “The toilet.”



