Suspecting his wife of cheating, a man rushed home early, scoured every room, and noticed someone sitting in a Volkswagen outside. Furious, he hurled a refrigerator out the window, killing the man below—then promptly suffered a fatal heart attack. At heaven’s gates, St. Peter judged him and sent him to hell. Next came the Volkswagen driver, who explained he was simply parked and minding his own business when a fridge crushed him—he, too, was sent to hell. Finally, a third man arrived, admitting he’d been hiding inside the fridge when it all happened.
