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From Sharp Arrow to “Pew”: The Funny, Frustrating, and Heartwarming Moments That Make Life Real
One ordinary morning, a man walked into a government office and said, “I’d like to change my name.”
The clerk smiled. “Of course. Why?”
He replied seriously, “Because my name is Lightning Bolt Striking the Buffalo as It Charges Across the Prairie and the Buffalo Collapses Lifelessly.”
The clerk blinked in shock.
“And what would you like to change it to?” she asked.
He cleared his throat and said, “Pew.”
Definitely shorter.
