1️⃣ The Thanksgiving Fart Surprise
After 50 years of marriage, Harold’s morning farts finally caught up with him—thanks to Edna’s turkey-filled prank. His reaction? “By the grace of God and these two fingers, I got ’em all back in!” 😂
2️⃣ The Secret Shoebox
Harold and Edna, married 60+ years, had a mysterious shoebox. On her deathbed, Edna revealed two crocheted dolls and $95,000. Each doll marked a time she was truly angry—meaning she’d only been mad twice in six decades! The rest of the money? From selling the other dolls. 💖
✅ Long marriages can be messy… and magical!
