A Swede, an Irishman, a Scotsman, and their wives went golfing.
First, the Swede’s wife bent over to tee up—wind lifted her skirt. No underwear!
Ole exclaimed, “Good grief! Why aren’t you wearing any?”
She shrugged, “You don’t give me enough housekeeping money.”
He handed her fifty and said, “Go buy some underwear!”
Next, the Irishman’s wife bent over—wind lifted her skirt. No knickers!
Patrick gasped, “Why not?”
She sighed, “You don’t give me enough money.”
He gave her twenty, saying, “For decency, go buy some underwear!”
Finally, the Scotsman’s wife bent over—wind lifted her skirt. No drawers!
Duncan groaned, “Where are yer drawers?”
She replied, “Ye dinnae give me enough money.”
He handed her a comb and said, “Well, tidy yerself up a bit!”
