An attorney was riding home in his limo when he saw two men on the roadside eating grass. He stopped and asked why.
“We have no money,” one man said. “We’re starving.”
The attorney offered to take them home and feed them. The men explained they each had large families. “That’s fine,” the attorney said. “Bring everyone.”
Overwhelmed with gratitude, the men thanked him repeatedly.
The attorney smiled and said, “Don’t worry about it. You’ll love my place—
the grass is two feet high.”
