A 71-year-old man is having a drink in a Chicago bar when a stunning 19-year-old woman walks in and sits a few seats away.
She notices him staring, saunters over, and whispers:
“I’ll do anything you want—anything you can imagine. But there’s one catch: you have to tell me in just three words.”
The man thinks for a moment, then hands her ten $10 bills. Looking her in the eye, he says:
“Paint my house.”
