When Ma Outsmarted Pa with a Toilet Seat
Ma was bustling in the kitchen when she called, “Pa! Go fix the outhouse!” Pa, busy with his work, grumbled, “Nothing’s wrong with it.” But Ma insisted, “Yes, there is! Now go!” Pa trudged outside, checked it, and shouted back, “Ma! It’s fine!” Ma fired back, “Stick your head in the hole!” Shocked, Pa said, “I’m not sticking my head in there!” Ma shot back, “You have to if you want to see what’s broken!” Begrudgingly, Pa leaned in—and trust me, the ending is priceless.
