A couple decides they need a guard dog, so the man goes to a pet shop. He asks for a dog that will protect their apartment. The employee brings out a Chihuahua.
The man laughs, “A Chihuahua? That won’t scare anyone.”
The employee insists it’s an “attack Chihuahua” and demonstrates. She points at a chair and says, “Attack Chihuahua, chair!” The dog destroys the chair. Then she says, “Attack Chihuahua, table!” and the Chihuahua demolishes the table too.
Impressed, the man buys the dog. When he gets home, his wife is furious.
“Why did you buy a Chihuahua?” she yells.
“Because it’s an attack Chihuahua!” he says.
She snaps back, “Attack Chihuahua, my ass!”
