A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, “Come help me—I can’t figure out this jigsaw puzzle.”
“What’s it supposed to be?” he asks.
“A rooster, according to the box.”
He comes over, looks at the pieces, then sighs.
“First, there’s no way these pieces are ever becoming a rooster. Second, relax—let’s have some tea…”
He pauses and adds,
“…then let’s put all these Corn Flakes back in the box.”
