This Might Be the Best Dad Joke of the Year
A dad wanted to prove he wasn’t just a boring stay-at-home father, so he got his first tattoo. When he proudly showed it to his wife and kids, his wife squinted and said,
“Oh… cool! It’s… uh… what?”
“My thermos from work,” he replied.
His daughter leaned in. “Well, the line work is certainly—”
“HEY,” Dad snapped, slapping her hand away.
“Don’t touch the thermos.”
