An engineer was crossing the road when a frog called out,
“Kiss me and I’ll turn into a beautiful princess!”
The engineer picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.
The frog tried again. “If you kiss me, I’ll turn back into a princess and stay with you for a week.”
Still no response—back into the pocket.
Desperate, the frog said, “I’ll stay with you for a week and do anything you want!”
The engineer finally replied,
“Look, I’m an engineer. I don’t have time for a girlfriend—but a talking frog? That’s pretty cool.”
