An elderly woman went to the doctor complaining of an itch. The doctor told her she had crabs. Offended, she replied that was impossible—she was an 80-year-old virgin.
She visited a second doctor and heard the same diagnosis. Still frustrated, she went to a third doctor and insisted, “Don’t tell me it’s crabs. It can’t be.”
After examining her, the doctor nodded and said,
“You’re right, ma’am. It’s not crabs—this cherry is so old, you’ve got fruit flies.”
