A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down.
A cashier discreetly told him, “Sir, your barracks door is open.”
Confused, he kept shopping.
Later, another shopper leaned over and said, “Hey—your fly is open.”
Realizing what happened, the man zipped up fast.
At checkout, he ended up in the same line as the cashier. Grinning, he asked,
“When you saw my barracks door open… did you see a soldier standing at attention?”
She didn’t miss a beat.
“No,” she said. “Just a disabled veteran sitting on a couple of old duffel bags.” 😄
