Little Johnny once heard his friends say that adults have big secrets and are easy to scare, so he decided to test it.
At home, he told his mom, “I know everything.” She panicked, gave him $10, and begged him not to tell his dad.
Later, Johnny said the same thing to his dad. His dad froze, handed him $100, and asked him to keep quiet. Johnny was amazed—this really worked.
When the mailman knocked, Johnny opened the door and said with a grin, “I know everything.”
The mailman turned pale, started to cry, and said, “Well then, Johnny… come give Daddy a hug.”
