During a visit to the convent, Father Dan noticed Sister Ann’s growing belly.
“Sister Ann, aren’t you putting on a little weight?” he asked.
“Oh no, Father,” she replied sweetly, “just a little gas.”
Months later, he noticed her habit was even tighter.
“Still just a bit of gas,” Sister Ann said, blushing.
On his next visit, he saw her pushing a baby carriage. Peeking inside, he exclaimed,
“Well, isn’t that a cute little Fart!” 😆
