A husband was addicted to smoking and drinking. One day, his wife got so angry she said, “If you keep smoking, all your intestines will fall out.”
He laughed it off and continued as usual. Determined to prove her point, she bought some large intestines and stuffed them in his underwear while he slept.
He woke up screaming, then stayed silent for 30 minutes. Finally, he came downstairs, sweating.
“What happened?” she asked.
“You were right! My intestines came out…but don’t worry, I managed to push them back in.” 🤣
