A nun and a priest were crossing the desert when their camel collapsed and died. After days with no rescue in sight, they accepted their fate and spent their time praying and talking.
Eventually, the priest said quietly, “Sister, before I die, there’s one earthly thing I’ve never experienced—seeing a woman without clothes. Would you allow it?”
After a moment of thought, the nun agreed. Then she said, “Father, I’ve never seen a man unclothed either. Would you mind?”
The priest agreed.
The nun stared and asked, “Father, what is that?”
The priest replied, “It’s a gift from God. When placed inside a woman, it creates new life.”
The nun nodded thoughtfully and said,
“Then forget about me—try the camel.” 😄
