When he boarded the plane, he touched the seats and exclaimed, “Wow, these seats are huge!” The person next to him replied, “Everything is big in Texas.” Once he reached Texas, he decided to stop by the hotel bar. There, he ordered a beer and was handed a massive mug. “Wow, these mugs are huge!” he said, and the bartender responded, “Everything is big in Texas.” Later, the blind man asked the bartender where the bathroom was. “Second door on the right,” the bartender said. Trying to follow the directions, he accidentally entered the third door instead, which led to the swimming pool, and he fell in. Terrified, he shouted, “Don’t flush, don’t flush!”
