One day, old Jimmy was walking down Main Street when he spotted his buddy Bubba driving a brand-new pickup.
“Bubba! Where’d you get that truck?!”
Bubba grinned. “Mary gave it to me.”
“Mary gave you a truck? I knew she liked you, but dang!”
“Well,” Bubba said, “we were out on County Road 6. She pulled into the woods, stopped the truck, got out, threw off all her clothes and said, ‘Bubba, take whatever you want.’”
Jimmy whistled. “So you took the truck?”
“Sure did,” Bubba said. “Them clothes wouldn’t have fit me anyway.”
