An older man went to his doctor asking for a double dose of Viagra.
The doctor refused, saying it wasn’t safe.
“But I really need it,” the man insisted.
“Why?” the doctor asked.
The man explained, “My girlfriend arrives on Friday, my ex-wife visits on Saturday, and my wife comes home Sunday. Don’t you see why I need the extra dose?”
The doctor eventually gave in but told him to return Monday so he could check for any side effects.
On Monday, the man came back with his arm in a sling.
The doctor asked what happened.
The man sighed and said, “None of them showed up.”
