A few days after Christmas, a mom heard her little boy playing with his new train:
“Alright, everyone off—grab your stuff! And those getting on, find a seat—we’re rolling out!”
Horrified, she stormed in: “We do NOT talk like that! To your room for TWO HOURS, young man!”
Two hours later, he returned and politely announced:
“Ladies and gentlemen, please take your belongings as you exit. Store luggage under your seat. Enjoy your journey!”
The mom smiled—until he added:
“And anyone upset about the TWO-HOUR delay, please see the lady in the kitchen!”
