{"id":9832,"date":"2025-11-20T18:33:23","date_gmt":"2025-11-20T18:33:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=9832"},"modified":"2025-11-20T18:33:23","modified_gmt":"2025-11-20T18:33:23","slug":"when-the-neighbor-paid-too-much","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=9832","title":{"rendered":"When the Neighbor Paid Too Much"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"64\" data-end=\"158\">A man is about to step into the shower just as his wife finishes hers when the doorbell rings.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"160\" data-end=\"222\">She quickly wraps a towel around herself and heads downstairs.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"224\" data-end=\"341\">At the door is their neighbor, Bob.<br data-start=\"259\" data-end=\"262\" \/>Before she can greet him, Bob says, \u201cI\u2019ll give you $800 if you drop the towel.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"343\" data-end=\"493\">She hesitates, then lets the towel fall. After a brief moment, Bob hands her the $800 and walks away. She puts the towel back on and returns upstairs.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"495\" data-end=\"573\">Her husband asks, \u201cWho was at the door?\u201d<br data-start=\"535\" data-end=\"538\" \/>She answers, \u201cBob, from next door.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"575\" data-end=\"643\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\">\u201cPerfect,\u201d he says. \u201cDid he say anything about the $800 he owes me?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; A man is about to step into the shower just as his wife finishes hers when the doorbell rings. She quickly wraps a towel around herself and heads downstairs. At the door is their neighbor, Bob.Before she can greet him, Bob says, \u201cI\u2019ll give you $800 if you drop the towel.\u201d She hesitates, then &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":9833,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9832","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9832","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9832"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9832\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9834,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9832\/revisions\/9834"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/9833"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9832"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9832"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9832"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}