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Three women reach Heaven, and St. Peter warns: \u201cDon\u2019t step on the ducks.\u201d<\/strong> Clumsy but charming, he slowly wins her over. When she asks why he stepped on the duck, he reveals he was looking for his soulmate\u2014and St. Peter said she\u2019d be in Heaven.<\/p>\n St. Peter returns with a twist: the ugly men weren\u2019t punishments for ducks\u2014they were lessons in vanity. And the handsome man stepped on the duck on purpose<\/strong> to meet her.<\/p>\n The chains vanish. Free, they choose each other. Walking together, a QUACK<\/em> surprises them\u2014St. Peter holds a duck, grinning: \u201cJust keeping you humble.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Three women reach Heaven, and St. Peter warns: \u201cDon\u2019t step on the ducks.\u201d The first two slip up and are chained to unattractive men. The third woman tiptoes carefully for months\u2014then St. Peter appears with a stunning man. She\u2019s thrilled\u2014until he admits he stepped on a duck. Clumsy but charming, he slowly wins …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":9792,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9791","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9791","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9791"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9791\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9793,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9791\/revisions\/9793"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/9792"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9791"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9791"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9791"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nThe first two slip up and are chained to unattractive men. The third woman tiptoes carefully for months\u2014then St. Peter appears with a stunning<\/strong> man. She\u2019s thrilled\u2014until he admits he<\/em> stepped on a duck.<\/p>\n