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Wife calls husband:<\/strong> W:<\/strong> \u201cGreat! I\u2019m at the mall, two blocks away. I just saw a beautiful mink coat. Can I buy it?\u201d W:<\/strong> \u201cAlso, I stopped by the Mercedes dealership. I found a 2024 model I like, and the salesman gave a good price\u2026\u201d W:<\/strong> \u201cOne more thing\u2026 I saw that house we looked at last year\u2014beachfront, pool, English garden. Asking $450,000, and we have enough in the bank.\u201d W:<\/strong> \u201cThanks, honey! Love you!\u201d The man hangs up, flips the phone closed, and asks everyone around: Wife calls husband:W: \u201cHoney, it\u2019s me. Are you at the club?\u201dH: \u201cYes.\u201d W: \u201cGreat! I\u2019m at the mall, two blocks away. I just saw a beautiful mink coat. Can I buy it?\u201dH: \u201cWhat\u2019s the price?\u201dW: \u201c$1,500.\u201dH: \u201cOkay, go ahead.\u201d W: \u201cAlso, I stopped by the Mercedes dealership. I found a 2024 model I like, …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":9761,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9760","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9760","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9760"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9760\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9762,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9760\/revisions\/9762"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/9761"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9760"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9760"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9760"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
W:<\/strong> \u201cHoney, it\u2019s me. Are you at the club?\u201d
H:<\/strong> \u201cYes.\u201d<\/p>\n
H:<\/strong> \u201cWhat\u2019s the price?\u201d
W:<\/strong> \u201c$1,500.\u201d
H:<\/strong> \u201cOkay, go ahead.\u201d<\/p>\n
H:<\/strong> \u201cHow much?\u201d
W:<\/strong> \u201c$90,000.\u201d
H:<\/strong> \u201cGet it with all the options.\u201d<\/p>\n
H:<\/strong> \u201cOffer $420,000. Go ahead.\u201d<\/p>\n
H:<\/strong> \u201cLove you too.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cDoes anyone know whose phone this is?\u201d \ud83d\ude02<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"