{"id":9466,"date":"2025-11-11T17:01:56","date_gmt":"2025-11-11T17:01:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=9466"},"modified":"2025-11-11T17:01:56","modified_gmt":"2025-11-11T17:01:56","slug":"joke-of-the-day-the-highway-divorce","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=9466","title":{"rendered":"JOKE OF THE DAY: The Highway Divorce"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"96\">A couple was driving quietly when the wife said, \u201cJohn, after twenty years, I want a divorce.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"98\" data-end=\"138\">He stayed silent\u2014then pressed the gas.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"140\" data-end=\"250\">\u201cI\u2019ve been seeing your best friend, Tom. He\u2019s better than you,\u201d she added.<br data-start=\"214\" data-end=\"217\" \/>Still nothing. The car sped up.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"252\" data-end=\"353\">\u201cI\u2019m taking the house, the car, everything!\u201d<br data-start=\"296\" data-end=\"299\" \/>Now at 65 mph, she yelled, \u201cAre you even listening?\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"355\" data-end=\"457\">John smirked. \u201cSure. But I\u2019ve got something you don\u2019t.\u201d<br data-start=\"410\" data-end=\"413\" \/>She frowned. \u201cWhat\u2019s that?\u201d<br data-start=\"440\" data-end=\"443\" \/>\u201cAn airbag.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"459\" data-end=\"517\">Her face went pale. \u201cYou wouldn\u2019t!\u201d<br data-start=\"494\" data-end=\"497\" \/>\u201cTry me,\u201d he said.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"519\" data-end=\"694\">Moments later, she caved. \u201cOkay! Let\u2019s talk!\u201d<br data-start=\"564\" data-end=\"567\" \/>He slowed down, grinning. \u201cGood choice. By the way\u2014Tom told me your \u2018affair\u2019 was a test. I filled your perfume with vinegar.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"696\" data-end=\"754\">She gasped.<br data-start=\"707\" data-end=\"710\" \/>He chuckled. \u201cNext time, just talk to me.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"756\" data-end=\"816\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\">From then on, their drives were slower\u2014and a lot quieter. \ud83d\ude05<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; A couple was driving quietly when the wife said, \u201cJohn, after twenty years, I want a divorce.\u201d He stayed silent\u2014then pressed the gas. \u201cI\u2019ve been seeing your best friend, Tom. He\u2019s better than you,\u201d she added.Still nothing. The car sped up. \u201cI\u2019m taking the house, the car, everything!\u201dNow at 65 mph, she yelled, \u201cAre &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":9467,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9466","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9466","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9466"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9466\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9468,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9466\/revisions\/9468"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/9467"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9466"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9466"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9466"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}