{"id":9420,"date":"2025-11-10T15:00:59","date_gmt":"2025-11-10T15:00:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=9420"},"modified":"2025-11-10T15:00:59","modified_gmt":"2025-11-10T15:00:59","slug":"joke-of-the-day-the-proposal-he-forgot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=9420","title":{"rendered":"JOKE OF THE DAY: The Proposal He Forgot"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"114\">In a Florida mobile home park, an elderly widower and widow\u2014longtime friends\u2014shared coffee, bingo, and laughter.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"116\" data-end=\"231\">One evening, over lemon pie, he finally asked, \u201cWill you marry me?\u201d She smiled after a pause: \u201cYes. Yes, I will.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"233\" data-end=\"379\">The next morning, he couldn\u2019t remember her answer. Embarrassed, he called her, and she laughed: \u201cI said yes\u2014but couldn\u2019t remember who asked me!\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"381\" data-end=\"493\">Later, they met for coffee, and he knelt again. \u201cWill you marry me\u2014just to be sure?\u201d She laughed. \u201cYes\u2014again!\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"495\" data-end=\"639\">Weeks later, they wed in the community garden, surrounded by friends and laughter. A whiteboard read, <em data-start=\"597\" data-end=\"637\">\u201cTODAY YOU\u2019RE MARRIED \u2014 DON\u2019T FORGET!\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p data-start=\"641\" data-end=\"720\">Every morning, he\u2019d ask, \u201cStill married?\u201d She\u2019d grin, \u201cAs far as I remember.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"722\" data-end=\"835\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\">Their love proved that joy, laughter, and the chance to fall in love every day matter more than perfect memories.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; In a Florida mobile home park, an elderly widower and widow\u2014longtime friends\u2014shared coffee, bingo, and laughter. One evening, over lemon pie, he finally asked, \u201cWill you marry me?\u201d She smiled after a pause: \u201cYes. Yes, I will.\u201d The next morning, he couldn\u2019t remember her answer. Embarrassed, he called her, and she laughed: \u201cI said &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":9421,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9420","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9420","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9420"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9420\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9422,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9420\/revisions\/9422"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/9421"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9420"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9420"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9420"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}