{"id":9352,"date":"2025-11-08T16:55:20","date_gmt":"2025-11-08T16:55:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=9352"},"modified":"2025-11-08T16:55:20","modified_gmt":"2025-11-08T16:55:20","slug":"in-over-twenty-years-ive-never-laughed-at-a-patient","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=9352","title":{"rendered":"In over twenty years, I\u2019ve never laughed at a patient."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"54\">A nurse told a patient to undress and put on a gown.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"56\" data-end=\"96\">\u201cIn front of you?\u201d he asked nervously.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"98\" data-end=\"151\">She smiled. \u201cDon\u2019t worry, I\u2019ve seen it all before.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"153\" data-end=\"195\">\u201cNot like mine,\u201d he said. \u201cYou\u2019d laugh.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"197\" data-end=\"266\">\u201cI\u2019m a professional,\u201d she assured him. \u201cI never laugh at patients.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"268\" data-end=\"445\">But when he dropped his pants, revealing the tiniest adult organ she\u2019d ever seen\u2014no bigger than a AAA battery\u2014she couldn\u2019t help it. A giggle escaped, then full-blown laughter.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"447\" data-end=\"547\">Mortified, she apologized. \u201cI\u2019m so sorry! I promise it won\u2019t happen again. Now, what\u2019s the issue?\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"549\" data-end=\"575\">\u201cIt\u2019s swollen,\u201d he said.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"577\" data-end=\"611\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\">The nurse bolted from the room. \ud83d\ude02<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; A nurse told a patient to undress and put on a gown. \u201cIn front of you?\u201d he asked nervously. She smiled. \u201cDon\u2019t worry, I\u2019ve seen it all before.\u201d \u201cNot like mine,\u201d he said. \u201cYou\u2019d laugh.\u201d \u201cI\u2019m a professional,\u201d she assured him. \u201cI never laugh at patients.\u201d But when he dropped his pants, revealing the &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":9353,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9352","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9352","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9352"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9352\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9354,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9352\/revisions\/9354"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/9353"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9352"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9352"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9352"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}