{"id":9180,"date":"2025-11-03T19:27:44","date_gmt":"2025-11-03T19:27:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=9180"},"modified":"2025-11-03T19:27:44","modified_gmt":"2025-11-03T19:27:44","slug":"woman-on-plane-put-feet-on-my-husbands-seat-i-couldnt-stand-it-took-petty-revenge-on-her","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=9180","title":{"rendered":"Woman on Plane Put Feet on My Husband\u2019s Seat \u2013 I Couldn\u2019t Stand It &#038; Took Petty Revenge on Her"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"58\" data-end=\"254\">On our flight home, the woman behind my husband kept <strong data-start=\"111\" data-end=\"131\">kicking his seat<\/strong>. Alton asked politely. She laughed. He asked again. She ignored him. Even the flight attendant couldn\u2019t get her to stop.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"256\" data-end=\"297\">That\u2019s when <strong data-start=\"268\" data-end=\"285\">Petty Crystal<\/strong> appeared.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"299\" data-end=\"418\">When the drink cart came by, I spilled water on her bag. Then I tipped Alton\u2019s gin and tonic <strong data-start=\"392\" data-end=\"415\">right onto her feet<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"420\" data-end=\"484\">She screamed. I smiled innocently.<br data-start=\"454\" data-end=\"457\" \/><strong data-start=\"457\" data-end=\"474\">\u201cTurbulence,\u201d<\/strong> I said.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"486\" data-end=\"526\">Her feet never touched his seat again.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"528\" data-end=\"598\">Alton chuckled, whispering, \u201cHaven\u2019t seen Petty Crystal in a while.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"600\" data-end=\"668\">Sometimes, <strong data-start=\"611\" data-end=\"666\">a little petty justice is necessary at 30,000 feet.<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; On our flight home, the woman behind my husband kept kicking his seat. Alton asked politely. She laughed. He asked again. She ignored him. Even the flight attendant couldn\u2019t get her to stop. That\u2019s when Petty Crystal appeared. When the drink cart came by, I spilled water on her bag. Then I tipped Alton\u2019s &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":9181,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9180","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9180","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9180"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9180\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9182,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9180\/revisions\/9182"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/9181"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9180"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9180"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9180"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}