{"id":8948,"date":"2025-10-29T20:16:42","date_gmt":"2025-10-29T20:16:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=8948"},"modified":"2025-10-29T20:16:42","modified_gmt":"2025-10-29T20:16:42","slug":"a-soldier-approached-a-nun","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=8948","title":{"rendered":"A Soldier Approached A Nun"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"126\">A soldier came running up to a nun, panting.<br data-start=\"44\" data-end=\"47\" \/>\u201cPlease, Sister, can I hide under your skirt? I\u2019ll explain later,\u201d he begged.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"128\" data-end=\"317\">The nun nodded, and moments later, two Military Police officers rushed over.<br data-start=\"204\" data-end=\"207\" \/>\u201cSister, have you seen a soldier around here?\u201d one asked.<br data-start=\"264\" data-end=\"267\" \/>She calmly pointed and said, \u201cHe went that way.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"319\" data-end=\"474\">After they left, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt, grateful.<br data-start=\"391\" data-end=\"394\" \/>\u201cThank you so much, Sister,\u201d he said. \u201cI just don\u2019t want to be sent to S*ria.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"476\" data-end=\"521\">\u201cI completely understand,\u201d the nun replied.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"523\" data-end=\"621\">Then the soldier added shyly, \u201cI hope this doesn\u2019t sound improper, but you\u2019ve got amazing legs.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"623\" data-end=\"757\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\">The nun smiled and said, \u201cIf you had looked a bit higher, you\u2019d have seen a great pair of balls \u2014 I don\u2019t want to go to S*ria either.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; A soldier came running up to a nun, panting.\u201cPlease, Sister, can I hide under your skirt? I\u2019ll explain later,\u201d he begged. The nun nodded, and moments later, two Military Police officers rushed over.\u201cSister, have you seen a soldier around here?\u201d one asked.She calmly pointed and said, \u201cHe went that way.\u201d After they left, the &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8948","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8948","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8948"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8948\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8950,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8948\/revisions\/8950"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8948"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8948"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8948"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}