{"id":8631,"date":"2025-10-20T18:24:35","date_gmt":"2025-10-20T18:24:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=8631"},"modified":"2025-10-20T18:24:35","modified_gmt":"2025-10-20T18:24:35","slug":"an-old-man-and-woman-were-married-for-years-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=8631","title":{"rendered":"An old man and woman were married for years"},"content":{"rendered":"<p data-start=\"72\" data-end=\"307\"><br data-start=\"102\" data-end=\"105\" \/>An old couple hated each other for years. The husband often shouted, \u201cWhen I die, I\u2019ll dig up and haunt you forever!\u201d He was feared for his black magic and strange disappearances of neighborhood pets.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"309\" data-end=\"469\">He died suddenly, funeral was closed casket, and the wife went straight to the bar, partying wildly. Neighbors asked, \u201cAren\u2019t you worried he might come back?\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"471\" data-end=\"556\">She shrugged, glass in hand:<br data-start=\"499\" data-end=\"502\" \/>\u201cLet the old bastard dig\u2026 I buried him upside down.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An old couple hated each other for years. The husband often shouted, \u201cWhen I die, I\u2019ll dig up and haunt you forever!\u201d He was feared for his black magic and strange disappearances of neighborhood pets. He died suddenly, funeral was closed casket, and the wife went straight to the bar, partying wildly. Neighbors asked, \u201cAren\u2019t &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":8632,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8631","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8631","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8631"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8631\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8634,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8631\/revisions\/8634"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8632"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8631"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8631"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8631"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}