{"id":8409,"date":"2025-10-14T20:22:11","date_gmt":"2025-10-14T20:22:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=8409"},"modified":"2025-10-14T20:22:11","modified_gmt":"2025-10-14T20:22:11","slug":"the-worried-housewife-sprang-to-the-telephone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=8409","title":{"rendered":"The worried housewife sprang to the telephone"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"56\" data-end=\"92\">\u201cHow are you, darling?\u201d she asked.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"94\" data-end=\"250\">\u201cOh, mother,\u201d the woman wailed, \u201cthe baby won\u2019t eat, the washing machine broke, I sprained my ankle, the house is a mess, and I\u2019m hosting dinner tonight!\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"252\" data-end=\"416\">The mother swooped in. \u201cSit down, relax! I\u2019ll do your shopping, clean the house, cook dinner, feed the baby, and call a repairman. I\u2019ll even tell George to help!\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"418\" data-end=\"429\">\u201cGeorge?\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"431\" data-end=\"487\">\u201cYour husband! \u2026Wait, is this 223-1374? No, 223-1375?\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"489\" data-end=\"526\">\u201cOh, wrong number,\u201d the woman said.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"528\" data-end=\"585\">A pause. Then: \u201cDoes this mean you\u2019re not coming over?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; \u201cHow are you, darling?\u201d she asked. \u201cOh, mother,\u201d the woman wailed, \u201cthe baby won\u2019t eat, the washing machine broke, I sprained my ankle, the house is a mess, and I\u2019m hosting dinner tonight!\u201d The mother swooped in. \u201cSit down, relax! I\u2019ll do your shopping, clean the house, cook dinner, feed the baby, and &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":8410,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8409","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8409","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8409"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8409\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8411,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8409\/revisions\/8411"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8410"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8409"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8409"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8409"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}