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When Dad was left alone with his toddler daughter for a few weeks, he quickly learned how creative she could be\u2014especially with her new obsession: tea parties. Every evening, while he watched TV, she\u2019d toddle over with her tiny teacup and announce, \u201cTea time, Daddy!\u201d He\u2019d take a delicate sip of the invisible brew and praise her, \u201cMmm, delicious!\u201d She\u2019d beam with pride and hurry off to pour more.<\/p>\n
When Mom finally came home, Dad couldn\u2019t wait to show off their little ritual. As if on cue, the girl appeared with her tea set, handed him a cup, and watched eagerly as he took a sip. \u201cStill the best tea ever,\u201d he said with a grin.<\/p>\n
Mom smiled sweetly, then asked, \u201cThat\u2019s adorable\u2014but have you ever wondered where she gets the water?\u201d<\/p>\n
He blinked. \u201cUh\u2026 no?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cShe can only reach one place on her own,\u201d Mom said. \u201cThe toilet.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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