{"id":7963,"date":"2025-10-03T17:34:16","date_gmt":"2025-10-03T17:34:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=7963"},"modified":"2025-10-03T17:34:16","modified_gmt":"2025-10-03T17:34:16","slug":"two-elderly-women-were-enjoying-a-late-lunch-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=7963","title":{"rendered":"Two elderly women were enjoying a late lunch"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"42\" data-end=\"263\">Two elderly ladies were having a leisurely late lunch and a drink at their favorite pub.<br data-start=\"130\" data-end=\"133\" \/>Ethel glanced at Mabel and noticed something odd in her friend\u2019s ear. \u201cMabel, there\u2019s a s.u.p.p.o.s.i.t.o.r.y in your left ear!\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"265\" data-end=\"358\">Startled, Mabel pulled it out and took a closer look. \u201cA s.u.p.p.o.s.i.t.o.r.y? Seriously?\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"360\" data-end=\"492\">Then it hit her, and she laughed. \u201cEthel, I\u2019m so glad you spotted this! No wonder I\u2019ve been missing my hearing aid all this time!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Two elderly ladies were having a leisurely late lunch and a drink at their favorite pub.Ethel glanced at Mabel and noticed something odd in her friend\u2019s ear. \u201cMabel, there\u2019s a s.u.p.p.o.s.i.t.o.r.y in your left ear!\u201d Startled, Mabel pulled it out and took a closer look. \u201cA s.u.p.p.o.s.i.t.o.r.y? Seriously?\u201d Then it hit her, and she &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":7964,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7963","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7963","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7963"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7963\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7965,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7963\/revisions\/7965"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/7964"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7963"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7963"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7963"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}