{"id":7594,"date":"2025-09-25T09:07:08","date_gmt":"2025-09-25T09:07:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=7594"},"modified":"2025-09-25T09:07:08","modified_gmt":"2025-09-25T09:07:08","slug":"a-depressed-man-walks-into-a-bar-and-sits-down","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=7594","title":{"rendered":"A depressed man walks into a bar and sits down."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"60\" data-end=\"204\">A gloomy man walks into a bar and orders six double brandies.<br data-start=\"121\" data-end=\"124\" \/>\u201cBad day?\u201d the bartender asks.<br data-start=\"154\" data-end=\"157\" \/>\u201cJust found out my dad\u2019s gay,\u201d the man sighs.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"206\" data-end=\"290\">The next day he\u2019s back, same order.<br data-start=\"241\" data-end=\"244\" \/>\u201cWhat now?\u201d<br data-start=\"255\" data-end=\"258\" \/>\u201cMy son\u2019s gay too,\u201d he groans.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"292\" data-end=\"434\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\">On the third day, he returns once more.<br data-start=\"331\" data-end=\"334\" \/>\u201cDoes <em data-start=\"340\" data-end=\"348\">anyone<\/em> in your family like women?\u201d the bartender asks.<br data-start=\"396\" data-end=\"399\" \/>\u201cYeah,\u201d the man mutters, \u201cmy wife.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; A gloomy man walks into a bar and orders six double brandies.\u201cBad day?\u201d the bartender asks.\u201cJust found out my dad\u2019s gay,\u201d the man sighs. The next day he\u2019s back, same order.\u201cWhat now?\u201d\u201cMy son\u2019s gay too,\u201d he groans. On the third day, he returns once more.\u201cDoes anyone in your family like women?\u201d the bartender asks.\u201cYeah,\u201d &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":7595,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7594","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7594","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7594"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7594\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7596,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7594\/revisions\/7596"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/7595"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7594"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7594"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7594"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}