{"id":7497,"date":"2025-09-22T16:45:55","date_gmt":"2025-09-22T16:45:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=7497"},"modified":"2025-09-22T16:45:55","modified_gmt":"2025-09-22T16:45:55","slug":"the-golden-bar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=7497","title":{"rendered":"The Golden Bar"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"77\" data-end=\"171\">A man stumbles home late at night, clearly drunk.<br data-start=\"126\" data-end=\"129\" \/>\u201cWhere have you been?\u201d his wife demands.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"173\" data-end=\"282\">\u201cAt the Golden Bar,\u201d he slurs. \u201cThey\u2019ve got golden chairs, golden cups, golden beer\u2026 even a golden urinal!\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"284\" data-end=\"441\">Skeptical, his wife calls the bar to check.<br data-start=\"327\" data-end=\"330\" \/>\u201cDo you have golden chairs?\u201d she asks.<br data-start=\"368\" data-end=\"371\" \/>\u201cSure do.\u201d<br data-start=\"381\" data-end=\"384\" \/>\u201cGolden cups?\u201d<br data-start=\"398\" data-end=\"401\" \/>\u201cYep.\u201d<br data-start=\"407\" data-end=\"410\" \/>\u201cGolden beer?\u201d<br data-start=\"424\" data-end=\"427\" \/>\u201cOf course.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"443\" data-end=\"568\">\u201cAnd a golden urinal?\u201d<br data-start=\"465\" data-end=\"468\" \/>There\u2019s a pause, then she hears someone shout, \u201cHey, we found the guy who peed in your saxophone!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; A man stumbles home late at night, clearly drunk.\u201cWhere have you been?\u201d his wife demands. \u201cAt the Golden Bar,\u201d he slurs. \u201cThey\u2019ve got golden chairs, golden cups, golden beer\u2026 even a golden urinal!\u201d Skeptical, his wife calls the bar to check.\u201cDo you have golden chairs?\u201d she asks.\u201cSure do.\u201d\u201cGolden cups?\u201d\u201cYep.\u201d\u201cGolden beer?\u201d\u201cOf course.\u201d \u201cAnd a golden &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":7498,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7497","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7497","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7497"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7497\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7499,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7497\/revisions\/7499"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/7498"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7497"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7497"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7497"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}