{"id":7489,"date":"2025-09-21T20:04:44","date_gmt":"2025-09-21T20:04:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=7489"},"modified":"2025-09-21T20:04:44","modified_gmt":"2025-09-21T20:04:44","slug":"at-a-small-parish-in-rural-england","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=7489","title":{"rendered":"At a small parish in rural England"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"66\" data-end=\"352\">In a small rural English parish, a priest lived with several nuns. One day, an older nun noticed the church rugs were fraying and told the priest, \u201cFather, your rugs need replacing.\u201d He thanked her but gently reminded her that after so many years, it was okay to call them \u201cour\u201d rugs.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"354\" data-end=\"590\">A few days later, she spotted the hedge needing a trim and corrected herself, saying, \u201cYour\u2026 I mean, our hedge needs trimming.\u201d The priest thanked her again and asked if she had seen his missing watch. She hadn\u2019t but promised to look.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"592\" data-end=\"743\">When the bishop came for a visit, the nun excitedly announced she had found the watch. Curious, the bishop asked where. She replied, \u201cUnder OUR bed.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; In a small rural English parish, a priest lived with several nuns. One day, an older nun noticed the church rugs were fraying and told the priest, \u201cFather, your rugs need replacing.\u201d He thanked her but gently reminded her that after so many years, it was okay to call them \u201cour\u201d rugs. A few &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":7490,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7489","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7489","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7489"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7489\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7491,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7489\/revisions\/7491"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/7490"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7489"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7489"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7489"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}