{"id":7337,"date":"2025-09-18T10:49:49","date_gmt":"2025-09-18T10:49:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=7337"},"modified":"2025-09-18T10:49:49","modified_gmt":"2025-09-18T10:49:49","slug":"a-man-named-jack-walks-into-bobs-stables-to-buy-a-new-horse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=7337","title":{"rendered":"A man named Jack walks into Bob\u2019s Stables to buy a new horse"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"96\" data-end=\"148\">Jack walks into Bob\u2019s Stables looking for a horse.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"150\" data-end=\"304\">Bob says, \u201cI\u2019ve got just the one. But he\u2019s trained a little differently\u2014he only stops if you yell <em data-start=\"248\" data-end=\"260\">\u2018HEY HEY!\u2019<\/em> and only goes if you yell <em data-start=\"287\" data-end=\"301\">\u2018Thank God!\u2019<\/em>\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"306\" data-end=\"422\">Jack agrees and takes the horse for a test ride. It runs like the wind, until Jack suddenly notices a cliff ahead.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"424\" data-end=\"537\">Panicking, he screams, \u201cStop! Stop!\u201d but nothing happens. At the last second he remembers and yells, \u201cHEY HEY!\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"539\" data-end=\"598\">The horse screeches to a halt, just inches from the drop.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"600\" data-end=\"670\">Shaking with relief, Jack looks up to the sky and says, \u201cThank God!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Jack walks into Bob\u2019s Stables looking for a horse. Bob says, \u201cI\u2019ve got just the one. But he\u2019s trained a little differently\u2014he only stops if you yell \u2018HEY HEY!\u2019 and only goes if you yell \u2018Thank God!\u2019\u201d Jack agrees and takes the horse for a test ride. It runs like the wind, until Jack &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":7338,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7337","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7337","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7337"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7337\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7339,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7337\/revisions\/7339"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/7338"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7337"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7337"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7337"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}