{"id":7317,"date":"2025-09-17T17:24:43","date_gmt":"2025-09-17T17:24:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=7317"},"modified":"2025-09-17T17:24:43","modified_gmt":"2025-09-17T17:24:43","slug":"how-would-you-recognize-him","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=7317","title":{"rendered":"How would you recognize him?"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2><strong>A policeman was interrogating 3 guys who were training to become detectives.<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p data-start=\"86\" data-end=\"165\">A policeman shows three detective trainees a side-profile photo of a suspect.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"167\" data-end=\"212\">The first says, \u201cEasy\u2014he only has one eye!\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"214\" data-end=\"259\">The second says, \u201cHa! He only has one ear!\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"261\" data-end=\"316\">The policeman groans, \u201cIt\u2019s a side profile, you two!\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"318\" data-end=\"375\">Finally, the third guy says, \u201cHe wears contact lenses.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"377\" data-end=\"451\">The policeman checks the file\u2014astonished, it\u2019s true. \u201cHow did you know?\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"453\" data-end=\"541\">The third guy smirks: \u201cSimple. He can\u2019t wear glasses\u2014he only has one eye and one ear.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A policeman was interrogating 3 guys who were training to become detectives. A policeman shows three detective trainees a side-profile photo of a suspect. The first says, \u201cEasy\u2014he only has one eye!\u201d The second says, \u201cHa! He only has one ear!\u201d The policeman groans, \u201cIt\u2019s a side profile, you two!\u201d Finally, the third guy says, &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":7318,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7317","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7317","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7317"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7317\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7319,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7317\/revisions\/7319"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/7318"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7317"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7317"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7317"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}