{"id":7234,"date":"2025-09-16T18:19:02","date_gmt":"2025-09-16T18:19:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=7234"},"modified":"2025-09-16T18:19:02","modified_gmt":"2025-09-16T18:19:02","slug":"two-elderly-women-were-enjoying-a-late-lunch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=7234","title":{"rendered":"Two elderly women were enjoying a late lunch"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"46\" data-end=\"257\">Two elderly friends were having a leisurely lunch and drinks at their favorite pub one afternoon.<br data-start=\"143\" data-end=\"146\" \/>Ethel noticed something odd about Mabel\u2019s ear and said, \u201cMabel, is that\u2026 a s.u.p.pository in your left ear?!\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"259\" data-end=\"342\">Mabel was startled, pulled it out, and examined it. \u201cA s.u.ppository? Seriously?\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"344\" data-end=\"485\">Then her eyes widened with understanding. \u201cOh, Ethel! I\u2019m so glad you spotted this\u2014no wonder I couldn\u2019t find my hearing aid all this time!\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"487\" data-end=\"491\">\ud83d\ude02<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Two elderly friends were having a leisurely lunch and drinks at their favorite pub one afternoon.Ethel noticed something odd about Mabel\u2019s ear and said, \u201cMabel, is that\u2026 a s.u.p.pository in your left ear?!\u201d Mabel was startled, pulled it out, and examined it. \u201cA s.u.ppository? Seriously?\u201d Then her eyes widened with understanding. \u201cOh, Ethel! I\u2019m &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":7235,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7234","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7234","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7234"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7234\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7236,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7234\/revisions\/7236"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/7235"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7234"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7234"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7234"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}