{"id":7161,"date":"2025-09-14T20:53:58","date_gmt":"2025-09-14T20:53:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=7161"},"modified":"2025-09-14T20:53:58","modified_gmt":"2025-09-14T20:53:58","slug":"rough-landing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=7161","title":{"rendered":"Rough Landing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"51\" data-end=\"197\">After a rough landing, the pilot got on the PA system and said, \u201cSorry about that hard landing, everyone. It wasn\u2019t my fault\u2014blame the asphalt.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"199\" data-end=\"459\">On this flight, the pilot admitted he had \u201chit the runway a bit hard.\u201d According to airline policy, he was required to stand at the exit and personally apologize to each passenger, saying, \u201cThank you for flying XYZ Airlines, and sorry for the rough landing.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"461\" data-end=\"564\">All the passengers had deboarded except for one elderly lady, who used a cane and wore a hearing aid.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"566\" data-end=\"630\">She approached the pilot and asked, \u201cMay I ask you something?\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"632\" data-end=\"665\">\u201cOf course, ma\u2019am,\u201d he replied.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"667\" data-end=\"758\">She smiled and said, \u201cI didn\u2019t catch the announcement\u2014did we land, or were we shot down?\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"760\" data-end=\"820\">Meanwhile, the plane had taken off after a two-hour delay.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; After a rough landing, the pilot got on the PA system and said, \u201cSorry about that hard landing, everyone. It wasn\u2019t my fault\u2014blame the asphalt.\u201d On this flight, the pilot admitted he had \u201chit the runway a bit hard.\u201d According to airline policy, he was required to stand at the exit and personally apologize &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":7162,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7161","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7161","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7161"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7161\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7163,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7161\/revisions\/7163"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/7162"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7161"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7161"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7161"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}