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A famous motivational speaker was addressing his audience. He said, The room went silent, stunned. Then he added, The crowd erupted in laughter and applause.<\/p>\n A week later, one of his trainees, slightly tipsy at a small party, tried to repeat the joke. He declared loudly, His wife turned bright red with shock and anger. Panicked and flustered, the drunk manager froze and finally admitted, A famous motivational speaker was addressing his audience. He said,“The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn\u2019t my wife!” The room went silent, stunned. Then he added,“That woman was my mother!” The crowd erupted in laughter and applause. A week later, one of his trainees, slightly …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":7099,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7098","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7098","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7098"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7098\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7100,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7098\/revisions\/7100"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/7099"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7098"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7098"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7098"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
“The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn\u2019t my wife!”<\/em><\/p>\n
“That woman was my mother!”<\/em><\/p>\n
“The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn\u2019t my wife!”<\/em><\/p>\n
“Who was it?”<\/em> she demanded.<\/p>\n
“I\u2026 I can\u2019t remember!”<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"