{"id":6994,"date":"2025-09-11T11:17:19","date_gmt":"2025-09-11T11:17:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=6994"},"modified":"2025-09-11T11:17:19","modified_gmt":"2025-09-11T11:17:19","slug":"mans-best-shopper-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=6994","title":{"rendered":"Man\u2019s Best Shopper"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"56\" data-end=\"129\">A dog strolls into a butcher shop.<br data-start=\"90\" data-end=\"93\" \/>The butcher asks, \u201cWhat\u2019ll it be?\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"131\" data-end=\"313\">The dog points at some steak in the display.<br data-start=\"175\" data-end=\"178\" \/>\u201cHow many pounds?\u201d the butcher asks. The dog barks twice.<br data-start=\"235\" data-end=\"238\" \/>\u201cAnything else?\u201d The dog gestures toward pork chops and barks four times.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"315\" data-end=\"481\">The butcher wraps up two pounds of steak and four chops, drops the bag into the dog\u2019s mouth, takes money from a pouch tied around its neck, and sends it on its way.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"483\" data-end=\"614\">A stunned customer follows the dog for several blocks until it reaches a house. The dog sets down the bag and rings the doorbell.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"616\" data-end=\"689\">When the owner answers, the customer exclaims, \u201cThat\u2019s an amazing dog!\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"691\" data-end=\"784\">\u201cAmazing?\u201d grumbles the owner. \u201cThis is the second time this week he\u2019s forgotten his keys.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; A dog strolls into a butcher shop.The butcher asks, \u201cWhat\u2019ll it be?\u201d The dog points at some steak in the display.\u201cHow many pounds?\u201d the butcher asks. The dog barks twice.\u201cAnything else?\u201d The dog gestures toward pork chops and barks four times. The butcher wraps up two pounds of steak and four chops, drops the &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":6995,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6994","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6994","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6994"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6994\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6996,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6994\/revisions\/6996"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6995"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6994"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6994"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6994"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}