{"id":692,"date":"2024-09-21T18:55:30","date_gmt":"2024-09-21T18:55:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=692"},"modified":"2024-09-21T18:55:30","modified_gmt":"2024-09-21T18:55:30","slug":"old-men-sitting-on-a-benchweve-chuckled-with-tears-with-this-joke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=692","title":{"rendered":"Old men sitting on a bench\u2026We\u2019ve chuckled with tears with this joke\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"

We can never get tired of good jokes and this one will definitely make your day.<\/p>\n

Two elderly gentlemen are sitting on a bench at the park when a young, smoking hot girl runs past in a sports bra and a tiny pair of shorts.<\/p>\n

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Ana Lourenco\/ Pexels<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n

One of the men smiles and the girls approaches them. \u201cWhy are you staring at me and grinning, you pervert?\u201d she says.<\/p>\n

The old man sweetly replies \u201cMy dear I\u2019m not smiling at you, I\u2019m smiling at the thought that no matter how bad the world gets, there will always be young, pretty girls in the summer to cheer up a lonely old man.\u201d<\/p>\n

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Maria Orlova\/ Pexels<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n

The girl replies \u201cawwwww you sweet old man\u201d leans in and gives him a kiss on the cheek and jogs on.The old man turns to his friend and says \u201c3 to zip Mugley, your turn.\u201d<\/p>\n

This\u00a0joke<\/a>\u00a0is yet another proof that the elderly, having been part of this world for many years, are often wiser than the rest of us.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

We can never get tired of good jokes and this one will definitely make your day. Two elderly gentlemen are sitting on a bench at the park when a young, smoking hot girl runs past in a sports bra and a tiny pair of shorts. Ana Lourenco\/ Pexels One of the men smiles and the …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":693,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-692","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/692","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=692"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/692\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":694,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/692\/revisions\/694"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/693"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=692"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=692"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=692"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}