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One morning, a husband was calmly enjoying his coffee on the couch when his wife burst in, armed with a screwdriver, a wrench, and a look of utter confusion.
\u201cThe washing machine isn\u2019t working,\u201d she declared.<\/p>\n
He sighed, putting down his mug. \u201cOkay, I\u2019ll check it out.\u201d<\/p>\n
She folded her arms. \u201cOh, so now you\u2019re an expert on washing machines?\u201d<\/p>\n
He raised an eyebrow. \u201cWell\u2026 I can give it a try\u2014\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cCareful! CAREFUL!\u201d she yelled as he knelt by the appliance. \u201cYou have to open it the right way! Oh my GOD! Do you even know what you\u2019re doing?! LEFTY LOOSEY, RIGHTY TIGHTY! No, no, NO! Not like that! You\u2019ll ruin it! Do you even know what this part does? WHERE ARE THE INSTRUCTIONS? Did you read the instructions?!\u201d<\/p>\n
He looked up at her, bewildered.
\u201cBe careful with that screwdriver! You\u2019ll electrocute yourself! DO YOU WANT TO DIE?! Maybe call a professional! Oh my GOD, you never listen! Why are you even touching that?! USE A WRENCH! A WRENCH, FOR HEAVEN\u2019S SAKE\u2014\u201d<\/p>\n
The husband slowly stood, brushed off his hands, and stared her down.
\u201cNow you know how it feels when I cook dinner.\u201d<\/p>\n
He\u2019s expected to regain consciousness in a few days.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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