{"id":6662,"date":"2025-09-01T18:36:57","date_gmt":"2025-09-01T18:36:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=6662"},"modified":"2025-09-01T18:36:57","modified_gmt":"2025-09-01T18:36:57","slug":"mans-best-shopper","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=6662","title":{"rendered":"Man\u2019s Best Shopper"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"63\" data-end=\"362\">A dog strolls into a butcher shop like he owns the place. The butcher, blinking in disbelief, asks, \u201cWhat\u2019ll it be?\u201d The dog points at a juicy steak behind the glass. \u201cHow many pounds?\u201d asks the butcher. The dog barks twice. \u201cAnything else?\u201d The dog points at some pork chops and barks four times.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"364\" data-end=\"658\">The butcher carefully bags a two-pound steak and four pork chops, hands it to the dog, who grabs it in his mouth, and takes cash from a tiny purse dangling from his neck. Astonished, a bystander follows the dog home a few blocks away. The dog rings the doorbell, and the owner opens the door.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"660\" data-end=\"794\">The onlooker gushes, \u201cWhat a remarkable dog!\u201d<br data-start=\"705\" data-end=\"708\" \/>The owner rolls their eyes. \u201cRemarkable? He\u2019s locked himself out <em data-start=\"773\" data-end=\"780\">again<\/em> this week.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; A dog strolls into a butcher shop like he owns the place. The butcher, blinking in disbelief, asks, \u201cWhat\u2019ll it be?\u201d The dog points at a juicy steak behind the glass. \u201cHow many pounds?\u201d asks the butcher. The dog barks twice. \u201cAnything else?\u201d The dog points at some pork chops and barks four times. &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":6663,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6662","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6662","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6662"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6662\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6664,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6662\/revisions\/6664"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6663"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6662"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6662"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6662"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}